diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
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+# seq2audio output
+tools/*.wav
+tools/*.filelist
+
+# except the input files
+!tools/1.wav
+!tools/2.wav
+!tools/3.wav
+!tools/4.wav
+!tools/5.wav
+!tools/6.wav
+!tools/7.wav
+!tools/8.wav
+!tools/9.wav
+!tools/0.wav
+!tools/Star.wav
+!tools/Octothorpe.wav
+!tools/skip.wav
+
+# TeX output
+*.aux
+*.fdb_latexmk
+*.fls
+*.log
+*.toc
+*.xdv
+*.pdf
+*.synctex.gz
+
+# Haskell outputs
+dist-newstyle
diff --git a/.gitmodules b/.gitmodules
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+[submodule "grammar/nguhslides"]
+	path = grammar/nguhslides
+	url = git@github.com:Agma-Schwa/nguhslides.git
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
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--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
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+Submission for the 3rd annual Cursed Conlang Circus
diff --git a/grammar/main.tex b/grammar/main.tex
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+%! TeX Root: main.tex
+% vim: set et tw=80 ts=4 sw=4:
+\documentclass{article}
+\usepackage{fontspec}
+\setmainfont{Andika}[StylisticSet=13]
+\setsansfont{Minion 3}[Scale=MatchUppercase]
+\setmonofont{Iosevka}[
+    Scale=MatchUppercase,
+    CharacterVariant={99:8}
+]
+\usepackage[margin=25mm]{geometry}
+\usepackage{nguhgloss}
+\let\nf\normalfont
+\def\z#1{\texttt{#1}}
+\def\Clong{\z{811\#0*034C534*4\#C004-*\#3*75} }
+\title{\Clong\\{\large A CCC3 Submission}}
+\author{Annwan}
+\date{2024}
+
+\setlength\parskip{1ex}
+\setlength\parindent{0ex}
+
+\begin{document}
+\maketitle
+% \tableofcontents
+\section{Presentation}
+
+\Clong is the language of telephone exchanges
+
+\section{Phone-ology}
+
+Telephone exchanges cannot speak like humans do. Instead, \Clong uses DTMF
+Keypad Tones to convey information.
+
+Here is a table of DTMF tones for reference.
+
+\begin{center}
+    \begin{tabular}{c|cccc}
+        & \bf 1209 Hz & \bf 1336 Hz & \bf 1477 Hz & \bf 1633 Hz \\\hline
+        \bf 697 Hz & \z 1 & \z 2 & \z 3 & \z A \\
+        \bf 770 Hz & \z 4 & \z 5 & \z 6 & \z B \\
+        \bf 852 Hz & \z 7 & \z 8 & \z 9 & \z C \\
+        \bf 941 Hz & \z * & \z 0 & \z \# & \z D
+    \end{tabular}
+\end{center}
+
+
+
+\section{Units of meaning -- Packets}
+
+Semantic information is encoded into packets. A packet can be of 5 types: {\bf
+Semantic}, {\bf Proper Noun}, {\bf Syntactic}, {\bf Continuation} and {\bf
+Variable}. A packet is a sequences of coniguous tones surrounded by blanks.
+additionally individual packets have a maximal length of 20 tones. If a
+packet's information would exceed that length limit, the extra data shall be
+included in one or more continuation packets.
+
+\subsection{Semantic Packet}
+
+A semantic packet is a packet encoding a concept. It uses the Universal Decimal
+Clasification to encode the topics. Numeric values are encoded with their
+appropriate digit, dots are encoded with \z*, slashes are encoded with \z A.
+dashes are encoded with \z{BA}, equals with \z{BB}, column with \z C and quotes
+with \z D and parens with \z\#. This has the side effect that semantic packets
+cannot start with \z*.
+
+A reference to a variable (see \ref{variables}) starts with \z{B*} and ends with
+\z{B\#}. The variable prefix is omitted in that use.
+
+\newpage
+\subsection{Proper Nouns}
+
+A proper noun packet is encoded as follows:
+\begin{enumerate}
+\item Two Stars (\z{**})
+\item The length of the encoding of the proper noun in tones, expressed as an
+hexadecimal digit where \z* stands for 14, \z\# stands for 15 and \z0
+stands for 16.
+\item the proper noun encoded according to EBCDIC page 00803 in hexadecimal
+where \z* stands for 0xE and \z\# stands for 0xF.
+\end{enumerate}
+If the noun exceeds 16 tones (8 bytes) when encoded, one shall use continuation
+packets.
+
+If the noun cannot be fully encoded into EBCDIC 00803 it shall be expressed
+as a sequences of hexadecimal unicode codepoints of the form U+xxxxxxxx in
+normalised decomposed form  then subsequently encoded to EBCDIC page 00803
+
+A proper noun must be followed by a semantic packet qualifying the nature of
+the entity described by the proper noun.
+
+\subsection{Syntactic Packet}
+
+Syntactic Packets start with a \z* followed by one or more digit or letters. If
+they take parameters those are expressed after the Syntactic packet in the order
+specified. They are of two kinds:
+
+\subsubsection {Morphological packets} There exists 5 such packets. They encode
+the gramatical role of parameters in the sentence.
+
+\begin{description}
+\item[Assertive \z{*1}] takes one argument and produces the clause that
+asserts that the postulate is true, or that the object exists
+\item[Intransitive \z{*2A}] takes two arguments and produces the clause with
+the first argument as Agent and the second argument as Verb
+\item[Intransitive Passive \z{*2B}] takes two arguments and produces the
+clause with the first argument as Patient and the second argument as Verb
+\item[Transitive \z{*3}] takes three arguments and produces the clause with the
+first argument as Subject, the sencond argument as Object, and the third
+argument as Verb. For an equivalent of a passive construction, simply reverse
+the arguments
+\item[Ditransitive \z{*4}] takes four arguments and produces the clause with
+the first argument as Subject, the second as Object, the third as Beneficiary
+and the fourth as Verb.
+\item[Collectionaliser \z{*C}] takes two constructs and forms the collection of
+    those constructs. For larger collections, one instance of the
+    collectionaliser is required per element. While the order is not
+    gramatically mandated, it is common to emit all the collectionalisers of a
+    group at the start, then list the elements.
+\end{description}
+
+\subsubsection{Referential Packets}
+\begin{description}
+    \item[Proper Noun Qualifier \z{*D}] Proper nouns cannot be used on their
+        own, instead they must be qualified by:LL: the type of {\it thing} refered
+        to by the proper noun. For that one uses this qualifer. Takes a proper
+        noun and a common noun and produces the a reference to the {\it thing}
+        described by the common noun refered to by the proper noun.
+    \item[Variable Definition Packet \z{*0}] takes a variable name and a
+        syntactic construct and assigns the syntactic construct as value of the
+        variable. the Variable may, after this point be used in stead of the
+        construct, this is effectively a pronoun, but not limited to just nouns
+        and noun phrases.
+    \item[Participant Reference \z{*A1} and \z{*A2}] refer to the
+        participants of the conversation. The respectly refer to the speaker,
+        the listner and both the speaker and the listner
+    \item
+\end{description}
+
+
+
+\subsection{Continuation Packet}
+
+A continuation packet is used whenever a packet goes over it's maximum size
+(3+16 tones for proper noun packets, 20 tones for semantic packets) to contain
+the rest of the information to be contained.
+
+A continuation packet is formed as follws
+\begin{itemize}
+    \item A Star and an Octothorpe (\z{*\#})
+    \item The number of tones in the body of the semantic packet as a single
+        hexadecimal digit with \z* standing for 14, \z\# standing for 15 and \z0
+        standing for 16.
+    \item The tones of the body
+\end{itemize}
+
+If the entire contents cannot be fit in the body of the packey, more
+continuation packets shall be used.
+
+\subsection{Variable packet}\label{variables}
+
+A variable packet represents a variable to be refered too as later, they act a
+bit like pronouns but can refer to any construct of the language. They are
+formed by two Octothorpes followed by the identifier of the variables composed
+of up to 18 digits.
+
+\section{Actually communicating -- Flow control and error correction}
+
+The packets previously documented are only the encapsulated semantic meaning of
+language. An actual conversation would use the following flow control language:
+
+A discussion is initiated by a 
+
+\section{Sample Texts}
+
+These text samples do not contain the control flow communications. The
+corresponding audio samples are as if said by a speaker at adress 42069
+(decimal) broadcasting to the network.
+
+\begin{quote}
+Hark! It was ruled by Agamashuya and His son Gu Sabah: Tian practices against
+the lesser side of the invisible origin of light, beset by cosmetic prohibitions
+of silence and restraint; for Ngu, a slave to creativity, shall make inspection
+and certification prior to confirmation of Najva Guns’ official status. Deny
+thine humanity: There are no politics in real life.
+\end{quote}
+\ExplSyntaxOn
+\cs_set:Npn \__nguh_multigloss_word:nn #1#2 {
+    \allowbreak
+
+    \hbox {
+        \begin{tabular}{@{}l}
+            \ttfamily \__nguh_gloss_rescan:n {\ignorespaces#1} \\
+            \noalign{\vskip-6pt}
+            \scshape  \__nguh_gloss_rescan:n {\ignorespaces#2} \\
+        \end{tabular}
+    }
+
+    \space
+}
+\ExplSyntaxOff
+{
+\catcode`#=12
+\multigloss {
+    *B | *B | *B
+    cnew | cnew | cnew
+
+    *1 |  *A1 |  *0 |  ##0 |  *D | **0*44*#0#0#0#0#0#0 
+    assert | 1sg | let | var[0] | ppn | ``Agamashuya''
+    
+    *#0#4#1*44*#0#0#0#0 | *#0#0#0#6#7*44*#0#0 | *#0#0#0#0#0#6#1*44*
+    cont | cont | cont
+    
+    *#0#0#0#0#0#0#0#6C4 | *#0*44*#0#0#0#0#0#0 | *#0#6#1*44*#0#0#0#0
+    cont | cont | cont
+    
+    *#0#0#0#7#3*44*#0#0 | *#0#0#0#0#0#6#8*44* | *#0#0#0#0#0#0#0#7#5
+    cont | cont | cont
+    
+    *#0*44*#0#0#0#0#0#0 | *#0#7#9*44*#0#0#0#0 | *#8#0#0#6#1 |  BA05 |  *3 |  *C
+    cont | cont | cont | person | trans | col
+    
+    ##0 |  *D | **0*44*#0#0#0#0#0#0
+    var[0] | ppn | ``Gu Sabah''
+
+    *#0#4#7*44*#0#0#0#0 | *#0#0#0#7#5*44*#0#0 | *#0#0#0#0#0#2#0*44*
+    cont | cont | cont
+    
+    *#0#0#0#0#0#0#0#5#3 | *#0*44*#0#0#0#0#0#0 | *#0#6#1*44*#0#0#0#0
+    cont | cont | cont
+    
+    *#0#0#0#6#2*44*#0#0 | *#0#0#0#0#0#6#1*44* | *#0#0#0#0#0#0#0#6#8
+    cont | cont | cont
+    
+    BA055*1B0BA055*6CB*0 | *#4B#B1 |  * |  328
+    {\nf male child of} var[0] | cont | gnr | govern
+}
+}
+\end{document}
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+# Revision history for ppn2seq
+
+## 0.1.0.0 -- YYYY-mm-dd
+
+* First version. Released on an unsuspecting world.
diff --git a/tools/ppn2seq/LICENSE b/tools/ppn2seq/LICENSE
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+Copyright (c) 2024 Annwan
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining
+a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the
+"Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including
+without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish,
+distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to
+permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to
+the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included
+in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
+EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF
+MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.
+IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY
+CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT,
+TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE
+SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
diff --git a/tools/ppn2seq/ppn2seq.cabal b/tools/ppn2seq/ppn2seq.cabal
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+cabal-version:      3.0
+name:               ppn2seq
+version:            0.1.0.0
+-- synopsis:
+-- description:
+license:            MIT
+license-file:       LICENSE
+author:             Annwan
+maintainer:         annwan@annwan.me
+-- copyright:
+build-type:         Simple
+extra-doc-files:    CHANGELOG.md
+-- extra-source-files:
+
+common warnings
+    ghc-options: -Wall
+
+executable ppn2seq
+    import:           warnings
+    main-is:          Ppn2Seq.hs
+    -- other-modules:
+    -- other-extensions:
+    build-depends:    base ^>=4.18.0.0
+                 ,    text
+                 ,    unicode-transforms
+    hs-source-dirs:   src
+    default-language: GHC2021
diff --git a/tools/ppn2seq/src/Ppn2Seq.hs b/tools/ppn2seq/src/Ppn2Seq.hs
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+module Main where
+
+import Text.Printf
+import Data.Text.Normalize
+import qualified Data.Text as T
+
+chunksof :: Int -> [a] -> [[a]]
+chunksof n s = case drop n s of
+    [] -> [s]
+    rest -> (take n s) : chunksof n rest
+
+phoneify :: [String] -> String
+phoneify [] = ""
+phoneify (x:xs) = "**" ++ length_fmt x ++ x ++ phoneify_rest xs
+  where
+    length_fmt :: String -> String
+    length_fmt s  = case length s of
+      { 1 -> "1" ; 2 -> "2" ; 3 -> "3"; 4 -> "4"
+      ; 5 -> "5" ; 6 -> "6" ; 7 -> "7"; 8 -> "8"
+      ; 9 -> "9" ; 10 -> "A" ; 11 -> "B" ; 12 -> "C"
+      ; 13 -> "D"; 14 -> "*" ; 15 -> "#" ; 16 -> "0"
+      ; _ -> "!"
+      }
+    phoneify_rest [] = ""
+    phoneify_rest (y:ys) = "-*#" ++ length_fmt y ++ y ++ phoneify_rest ys
+
+toEbcdic :: String -> String
+toEbcdic = concatMap $ \x -> case x of
+    ' ' -> "40"
+    '$' -> "4A"
+    '.' -> "4B"
+    '<' -> "4C"
+    '(' -> "4D"
+    '+' -> "4*"
+    '|' -> "4#"
+    'א' -> "50"
+    '!' -> "5A"
+    '*' -> "5C"
+    ')' -> "5D"
+    ';' -> "5*"
+    '¬' -> "5#"
+    '-' -> "60"
+    '/' -> "61"
+    ',' -> "6B"
+    '%' -> "6C"
+    '_' -> "6D"
+    '>' -> "6*"
+    '?' -> "6#"
+    ':' -> "7A"
+    '#' -> "7B"
+    '@' -> "7C"
+    '\'' -> "7D"
+    '=' -> "7*"
+    '"' -> "7#"
+    'ב' -> "81"
+    'ג' -> "82"
+    'ד' -> "83"
+    'ה' -> "84"
+    'ו' -> "85"
+    'ז' -> "86"
+    'ח' -> "84"
+    'ט' -> "88"
+    'י' -> "89"
+    'ך' -> "91"
+    'כ' -> "92"
+    'ל' -> "93"
+    'ם' -> "94"
+    'מ' -> "95"
+    'ן' -> "96"
+    'נ' -> "97"
+    'ס' -> "98"
+    'ע' -> "99"
+    '€' -> "9C"
+    '₪' -> "9E"
+ -- 'ע' -> "A2" -- FOR SOME UN-FUCKING-GODLY REASON IBM DECIDED TO ENCODE THIS TWICE, ENCODED AS 99
+    'ף' -> "A3"
+    'פ' -> "A4"
+    'ץ' -> "A5"
+    'צ' -> "A6"
+    'ק' -> "A7"
+    'ר' -> "A8"
+    'ש' -> "A9"
+    'ת' -> "AA"
+    'A' -> "C1"
+    'B' -> "C2"
+    'C' -> "C3"
+    'D' -> "C4"
+    'E' -> "C5"
+    'F' -> "C6"
+    'G' -> "C7"
+    'H' -> "C8"
+    'I' -> "C9"
+    'J' -> "D1"
+    'K' -> "D2"
+    'L' -> "D3"
+    'M' -> "D4"
+    'N' -> "D5"
+    'O' -> "D6"
+    'P' -> "D7"
+    'Q' -> "D8"
+    'R' -> "D9"
+    'S' -> "*2"
+    'T' -> "*3"
+    'U' -> "*4"
+    'V' -> "*5"
+    'W' -> "*6"
+    'X' -> "*7"
+    'Y' -> "*8"
+    'Z' -> "*9"
+    '0' -> "#0"
+    '1' -> "#1"
+    '2' -> "#2"
+    '3' -> "#3"
+    '4' -> "#4"
+    '5' -> "#5"
+    '6' -> "#6"
+    '7' -> "#7"
+    '8' -> "#8"
+    '9' -> "#9"
+    _ -> "!"
+
+
+toUnicodeC :: Char -> String
+toUnicodeC = printf "U+%08X"
+
+toUnicode :: String -> String
+toUnicode = concatMap toUnicodeC
+
+convert :: String -> String
+convert s =
+    if '!' `elem` toEbcdic s
+    then toEbcdic $ toUnicode s
+    else toEbcdic s
+
+main :: IO ()
+main = interact $ unlines . map (phoneify . chunksof 16 . convert . T.unpack . normalize NFD . T.pack) . lines
diff --git a/tools/seqtoaudio b/tools/seqtoaudio
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+#!/usr/bin/env lua
+
+--- Transforms a code into a list of file to stitch
+---@param code string the code to parse
+---@return table
+local function parse(code)
+    if type(code) ~= "string" then error("parse expects a string") end
+    local filemap = {
+        ["1"] = "1.wav",
+        ["2"] = "2.wav",
+        ["3"] = "3.wav",
+        ["4"] = "4.wav",
+        ["5"] = "5.wav",
+        ["6"] = "6.wav",
+        ["7"] = "7.wav",
+        ["8"] = "8.wav",
+        ["9"] = "9.wav",
+        ["0"] = "0.wav",
+        ["*"] = "Star.wav",
+        ["#"] = "Octothorpe.wav",
+        ["A"] = "A.wav",
+        ["B"] = "B.wav",
+        ["C"] = "C.wav",
+        ["D"] = "D.wav",
+        ["-"] = "skip.wav",
+    }
+    local seq = {}
+    for i = 1, #code do
+        table.insert(seq, filemap[code:sub(i, i)] or filemap["-"])
+    end
+    return seq
+end
+
+
+
+local args = {...}
+
+local i = 1
+while i <= #args do
+    local code = args[i]
+    local out = args[i+1] or "out.wav"
+    local sequence = parse(code)
+    local list = io.open(out .. ".filelist", "w")
+    if not list then
+        io.stderr:write("Cannot open `" .. out .. ".filelist\n")
+        io.stderr:write("Abborting\n")
+        os.exit(1)
+    end
+    for _, v in ipairs(sequence) do
+        list:write("file '" .. v .. "'\n")
+    end
+    list:close()
+    os.execute("ffmpeg -f concat -safe 0 -i " .. out .. ".filelist -c copy " .. out)
+    i = i + 2
+end
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